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@nursejb1 let's go fuck up some shit!!! Lmfao!!!! Hit a lap with me real quick.. bout to pick u up!!

NaniWilliams (Leah Nani Williams) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:15:25 -0800

@nursejb1 let's go fuck up some shit!!! Lmfao!!!! Hit a lap with me real quick.. bout to pick u up!!

he had a nasty Btch of an girlfriend with him. She Btched to me. No need to take this to u'reSelf.. fuck her! cunt.. Umm id blow that guy

Karfabulous (Karfabulous Suvoroto) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:15:19 -0800

he had a nasty B*tch of an girlfriend with him. She B*tched to me. No need to take this to u'reSelf.. fuck her! cunt.. Umm id blow that guy

@Sad7anco lol i dont care fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! mwahahaha

Gyp5YWill0WDu5K (Weird0) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:14:39 -0800

@Sad7anco lol i dont care fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! fuck Qadsiya! mwahahaha

Ewwww what the fuck what the fuck, she likes Between The Trees too? I'm canceling it off my favourite band list :( :( CBCBCB.

killthoverdrive (Jessica Tan) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:14:27 -0800

Ewwww what the fuck what the fuck, she likes Between The Trees too? I'm canceling it off my favourite band list :( :( CBCBCB.

fuck.this.shit. @pandabearmac you better fucking recognize. I do not need to be driving across the lake today. doing it for you.

zoegorringe (zoegorringe) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:14:23 -0800

fuck.this.shit. @pandabearmac you better fucking recognize. I do not need to be driving across the lake today. doing it for you.

@StaceSmith10 wouldn't say LOVE you, I just get pissy when people fuck you about :) Hence why its very important for people to impress me!

seanreid (Sean Reid) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:11:25 -0800

@StaceSmith10 wouldn't say LOVE you, I just get pissy when people fuck you about :) Hence why its very important for people to impress me!

"I may be a bastard, but i'm not a fucking bastard." #classicmoviequotes

marcosbc (marcosmalagris) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:09:24 -0800

"I may be a bastard, but i'm not a fucking bastard." #classicmoviequotes

You'd think that when a forum full of people tell you you're a cunt, you'd get the message that you're a cunt. Apparently not. Dumb bitch.

Be_Pretty (Yes, i have one.) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:08:20 -0800

You'd think that when a forum full of people tell you you're a cunt, you'd get the message that you're a cunt. Apparently not. Dumb bitch.

Xixixi RT @catcherintheshy: Motherfucker. My index finger got bit by a mosquito. It itches like fuck.

bellies_bi (maya susilowati) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:07:44 -0800

Xixixi RT @catcherintheshy: Motherfucker. My index finger got bit by a mosquito. It itches like fuck.

#fuckfromaroundme with that rapping shit, u giving me a fucking headache, it's calle "ur hobby" for a reason!!!

JPes0 (J-Pes0$) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:06:12 -0800

#fuckfromaroundme with that rapping shit, u giving me a fucking headache, it's calle "ur hobby" for a reason!!!

@CatttCarr just like every visit from you ya fucking dundonian bastard (i still love you but)

Jodzz (Jodie Lannigan) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:06:03 -0800

@CatttCarr just like every visit from you ya fucking dundonian bastard (i still love you but)

And for those who get pissed off at the truth? Good...because at least you recognize it as that. That's what pisses you off.

DamiOrjo (Em) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:05:57 -0800

And for those who get pissed off at the truth? Good...because at least you recognize it as that. That's what pisses you off.

RT @NatalieSherif: Take the piss!!! Fuck!! Its been over a hour!! Lol(shit!! Damn!! Bitch!!.. More curse words? We can do this all day.lol)

DrGodbody (Michael Richardson) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:05:47 -0800

RT @NatalieSherif: Take the piss!!! Fuck!! Its been over a hour!! Lol(shit!! Damn!! Bitch!!.. More curse words? We can do this all day.lol)

Just watched dr who waters of mars fuckity fuck

barrycarlyon (Barry Carlyon) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:05:43 -0800

Just watched dr who waters of mars fuckity fuck

Seriously, fucking piss now. Fuck la. Headache, bro crying. Facebook lagging like hell!

Robiaatul (Robiaatul Adawiya) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:04:52 -0800

Seriously, fucking piss now. Fuck la. Headache, bro crying. Facebook lagging like hell!

Sop kaki apa wank?? RT @bhawankfrey: mantap abis...jadi ngiler anceee! RT @cepz: Akhirnya makan sop konro iga bakar makasar enyakenyak....

cepz (Cecep Reza) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:04:16 -0800

Sop kaki apa wank?? RT @bhawankfrey: mantap abis...jadi ngiler anceee! RT @cepz: Akhirnya makan sop konro iga bakar makasar enyakenyak....

I'm fingering my wet cunt and sucking my cum milk off my fingers. There's more than enough juice pouring out of my cunt to keep me happy.

Xanbaby (Xanthia ) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:04:02 -0800

I'm fingering my wet cunt and sucking my cum milk off my fingers. There's more than enough juice pouring out of my cunt to keep me happy.

Motherfucker. My index finger got bit by a mosquito. It itches like fuck.

catcherintheshy (Ayu Livia Judi) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:03:46 -0800

Motherfucker. My index finger got bit by a mosquito. It itches like fuck.

#dear motherfucker outside my fucking house using that fotdamn leaf blower! Plz STOP!!! Be4 I come outside and shove it str8 up yo ass!!

awsum_ayyjay (AJ BRITTON) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:03:30 -0800

#dear motherfucker outside my fucking house using that fotdamn leaf blower! Plz STOP!!! Be4 I come outside and shove it str8 up yo ass!!

#classicmoviequotes Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!!! ( CAsino) True classic!

Sirena617 (Sirena) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:03:24 -0800

#classicmoviequotes Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!!! ( CAsino) True classic!

£2.50 to get MY money out of the bank i OWN, fucking criminals why don't we just burn their fucking offices down #bankers #banks #cunts

Muddledfud (Sitting Bull) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:02:20 -0800

£2.50 to get MY money out of the bank i OWN, fucking criminals why don't we just burn their fucking offices down #bankers #banks #cunts

@BurtonOblivion motherfuckers. they stopped making it awhile ago now it's way expensive and you gotta get it online. fuck that.

kendra_lynn (Kendra ) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:01:06 -0800

@BurtonOblivion motherfuckers. they stopped making it awhile ago now it's way expensive and you gotta get it online. fuck that.

Public fucking in the school toilet - http://www.xpornz.com/video/public-fucking-in-the-school-toilet-502900.html

xpornz (xPornz - Porn Search) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:00:05 -0800

Public fucking in the school toilet - http://www.xpornz.com/video/public-fucking-in-the-school-toilet-502900.html

2:45 before 1st beard/hair comment at work. It's been 4 months you dumb cloned cunts and you see me 5 days a week, get fucking used to it!

Westicle (Chris West) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:56:57 -0800

2:45 before 1st beard/hair comment at work. It's been 4 months you dumb cloned cunts and you see me 5 days a week, get fucking used to it!

Der Bastard von Tolosa. Roman von Ulf Schiewe: http://buchperlen.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/der-bastard-von-tolosa/ Buchperlen Tipp

event99 (Wolfgang Schmitt) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:56:53 -0800

Der Bastard von Tolosa. Roman von Ulf Schiewe: http://buchperlen.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/der-bastard-von-tolosa/ Buchperlen Tipp

#classicmoviequotes "fuck fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck"

Cartman__Eric (Eric Cartman) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:54:56 -0800

#classicmoviequotes "fuck fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck"

RT @CiaranJT: #classicmoviequotes i will take the ring to mordor, fuck off you stupid little cunt - hahahaha

DaleJames (Dale Foley) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:54:47 -0800

RT @CiaranJT: #classicmoviequotes i will take the ring to mordor, fuck off you stupid little cunt - hahahaha

@griefoftwats That'd be tempting if I was being asked to essay about anything at all interesting. As is: Middle English bollocks. :(

sleepssundays (Miles) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:53:26 -0800

@griefoftwats That'd be tempting if I was being asked to essay about anything at all interesting. As is: Middle English bollocks. :(

I fucking hate Tara. Oh my God. Shut the fuck up already. Its not your desk, its Tim's. Why the fuck would you need a desk anyway you prick?

HiMyNameIsTrevs (Trevor Morris) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:53:26 -0800

I fucking hate Tara. Oh my God. Shut the fuck up already. Its not your desk, its Tim's. Why the fuck would you need a desk anyway you prick?

#classicmoviequotes i will take the ring to mordor, fuck off you stupid little cunt

CiaranJT (Ciaran James Troke) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:52:42 -0800

#classicmoviequotes i will take the ring to mordor, fuck off you stupid little cunt

@twityoutwat later cunt scab ;)

PimpStephy (Stephanie Lampron) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:47:12 -0800

@twityoutwat later cunt scab ;)

Zzz, fuck fuck fuckity fuck . I seriosuly dont know whats wrong with me . -going crazy-

ahSHARON (Sharon Ang) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:45:31 -0800

Zzz, fuck fuck fuckity fuck . I seriosuly dont know whats wrong with me . -going crazy-

#whenigetrich yall same motherfuckers who aint pay me no mind now better not come around with ya fuckin hands out !

sheeduhh (rashida hewitt) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:44:03 -0800

#whenigetrich yall same motherfuckers who aint pay me no mind now better not come around with ya fuckin hands out !

If anyone knows who's burning leaves in Colinton just now, tell the cunt to pack it in, everywhere is fucking stinking of smoke!!!!

Grant___ (Grant) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:38:27 -0800

If anyone knows who's burning leaves in Colinton just now, tell the cunt to pack it in, everywhere is fucking stinking of smoke!!!!

@meganistkrieg "Freak of fuckin' nature... doesn't want a house tour" is a phrase I try to incorporate into every convo. "Car wash cunt" 2.

bigpharma (Julia de Jengibre) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:31:05 -0800

@meganistkrieg "Freak of fuckin' nature... doesn't want a house tour" is a phrase I try to incorporate into every convo. "Car wash cunt" 2.

researching abortions in english...this sickens me...fuck u cunts!

NiicholaStaRrr (Otha Nichols ) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:25:11 -0800

researching abortions in english...this sickens me...fuck u cunts!

RT @emosaregay: Finally someone else shares my views on that stupid fucking cunt Emilia! I hope she fucking kills herself! lmao

imakeloud (Jim Gray) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:22:36 -0800

RT @emosaregay: Finally someone else shares my views on that stupid fucking cunt Emilia! I hope she fucking kills herself! lmao

you stupid cunt you got an 84 so many people would kill for your grade. seriously shut the fuck up.

nerdglassesx0 (Chelsea Frisbie) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:18:15 -0800

you stupid cunt you got an 84 so many people would kill for your grade. seriously shut the fuck up.

Some fucking Jamaican bitch keeps on sayin tree instead of 3 ... I'm on my bitchy shit today ...I deadass wanna leave already

ispycindy (Marena) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:05:30 -0800

Some fucking Jamaican bitch keeps on sayin tree instead of 3 ... I'm on my bitchy shit today ...I deadass wanna leave already

had a new phone line put in a couple of weeks ago, haven't given anyone my number. 1st day of home working.... 4 cold calls already #cunts

Saddledown (Jim Leach) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:04:52 -0800

had a new phone line put in a couple of weeks ago, haven't given anyone my number. 1st day of home working.... 4 cold calls already #cunts

A couple of performances and some visuals aside new moon was fucking awful. Didnt expect to like it but fuck me so melodramatic and...

ianloring (Ian Loring) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:01:10 -0800

A couple of performances and some visuals aside new moon was fucking awful. Didnt expect to like it but fuck me so melodramatic and...

@nawth21 yea well i work at a fuckin on campus job. in fuckin housing. we've never gotten a call before 10. why the fuck am i here

imakemyownpath (#Gunther Smith) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:58:01 -0800

@nawth21 yea well i work at a fuckin on campus job. in fuckin housing. we've never gotten a call before 10. why the fuck am i here

fuck da #cunts in global bitchez

sebbiesandwich (Sarah Brady) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:51:00 -0800

fuck da #cunts in global bitchez

@sirK88 yo, I roll w nothing but them pretty bitches, witty bitches, them never acting shitty bitches, tattoo on the titty bitches.

TheNotoriousJEN (Jenn) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:49:29 -0800

@sirK88 yo, I roll w nothing but them pretty bitches, witty bitches, them never acting shitty bitches, tattoo on the titty bitches.

fucking a its almost 6am and i havent gotten any sleep. fuck.

breakingstatic (tonya) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:44:17 -0800

fucking a its almost 6am and i havent gotten any sleep. fuck.

@BubblyNatz i have soo much mess to tidy from this morn cant CBA to start it fuckity fuck fuck

chickenruby (Suzanne J S) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:39:16 -0800

@BubblyNatz i have soo much mess to tidy from this morn cant CBA to start it fuckity fuck fuck

Fuck its cold out! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck!

lisamarie_009 (Lisa Manning) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:38:55 -0800

Fuck its cold out! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck!

RT @danielvoicu: Be fucking awesome: http://befuckingawesome.com/

live4film (Ana Simona Pal) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:22:36 -0800

RT @danielvoicu: Be fucking awesome: http://befuckingawesome.com/

@alex__ross fuckinelllllll haha thats bad that i hope he dies is he that tosser from that shit band and his dad plays country music?

KevWillow (Kev Willow) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:22:30 -0800

@alex__ross fuckinelllllll haha thats bad that i hope he dies is he that tosser from that shit band and his dad plays country music?

@Nicolhay Richie recently heard that term on Lois & Clark and said "What a cuntish decade the 90s was". And I... I agreed. You cunt.

gamewank (gamewank) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:09:43 -0800

@Nicolhay Richie recently heard that term on Lois & Clark and said "What a cuntish decade the 90s was". And I... I agreed. You cunt.

who the fuck are you to tell me not to reply !!! thats my fuckin blood...youre just a nobody !!!

NiCeLOOkNeF (SaLute MeH !!) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:53 -0800

who the fuck are you to tell me not to reply !!! thats my fuckin blood...youre just a nobody !!!

I cant these fuckn car gurds- fuckn cunts'all of them

jadejacobs86 (jadejacobs86) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:56:46 -0800

I cant these fuckn car gurds- fuckn cunts'all of them

dear fuckity fuck fuck - going to bed has resulted in my being wide fucking awake #motherfuckingBullShit

dutchashell (DutchAsHell) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:22:12 -0800

dear fuckity fuck fuck - going to bed has resulted in my being wide fucking awake #motherfuckingBullShit

RT @Sunboiledonions Apoplectic at transatlantic postal fucktardery. Try using @mysoti to buy your self penned t-shirt - 3 cunting months+

oblongmouth (Amir Rowaichi) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:18:00 -0800

RT @Sunboiledonions Apoplectic at transatlantic postal fucktardery. Try using @mysoti to buy your self penned t-shirt - 3 cunting months+

fuck fucking fuckity fuckhole

therealnilahj (Nilah) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:54:01 -0800

fuck fucking fuckity fuckhole

fuckity fuckity fuck the tv just went out

ACMGC6 (Travis) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:50:43 -0800

fuckity fuckity fuck the tv just went out

eeek! that coffee tasted like fucking shit!!, making a new pot of coffee. even though i need it now!

louisxcracker (Louis JustLaughed) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:23:34 -0800

eeek! that coffee tasted like fucking shit!!, making a new pot of coffee. even though i need it now!

Forward, dont look back, 4 nothing stays the same. Head held high but dont look 2 the sky, cause a fucking big seagull will shit in your eye

TJC2009 (Tasha Cunningham) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:50:18 -0800

Forward, dont look back, 4 nothing stays the same. Head held high but dont look 2 the sky, cause a fucking big seagull will shit in your eye

Big titted beauty deep throating and fucked -85: http://tinyurl.com/yabxozs big tits boobs boobies #nsfw #bigtits #porn #sex #hardcore

xxlporn (xxl porn) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:48:42 -0800

Big titted beauty deep throating and fucked -85: http://tinyurl.com/yabxozs big tits boobs boobies #nsfw #bigtits #porn #sex #hardcore

Arrived at station early to find that train is AT LEAST 20 mins delayed, fuckity fuck

Chironne (Marion ) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:39:41 -0800

Arrived at station early to find that train is AT LEAST 20 mins delayed, fuckity fuck

#truthis my thought process is irregular to "regular" ppl, unique to "irregular" ppl and fuckin amazing when it comes to solving shit

ozzyog (O'Dane Osbourne) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:15:11 -0800

#truthis my thought process is irregular to "regular" ppl, unique to "irregular" ppl and fuckin amazing when it comes to solving shit

So fuckin sick. Feeling so shit right now . I used 2 boxes of tissues . Nap nap time.

davidarch (Josh) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:13:08 -0800

So fuckin sick. Feeling so shit right now . I used 2 boxes of tissues . Nap nap time.

soooo @deadmau5 was fucking sweet!!! SO RAD. except this fuckhead named MICHAEL at @nightclub930 was a fucking cunt all night. douche. bagg.

indie_chick (Nicole ) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:58:35 -0800

soooo @deadmau5 was fucking sweet!!! SO RAD. except this fuckhead named MICHAEL at @nightclub930 was a fucking cunt all night. douche. bagg.

i can't fuckin sleep... #thisboutabitch

AndreOnyx (andre graves) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:07:11 -0800

i can't fuckin sleep... #thisboutabitch

Shit fuckity-fuck McFuckShit

mstrobel (Mike Strobel) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:04:02 -0800

Shit fuckity-fuck McFuckShit

RT @BOMBkid: fuckity fuck fuck fuck !!! // Fuck lol

rannyran (Ran) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:48:06 -0800

RT @BOMBkid: fuckity fuck fuck fuck !!! // Fuck lol

fuckity fuck fuck fuck !!!

BOMBkid (Auja B.) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:45:40 -0800

fuckity fuck fuck fuck !!!

Fuckity fuck, with the fucking fuckness. Am I right?

nessalouise (MarmiteGrrrl) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:44:39 -0800

Fuckity fuck, with the fucking fuckness. Am I right?

Fuckity fuck fuck. Why did I stay awake until 1am when I had to get up at 6 to get ready for work? Bad plan!

ETKlarinette (Emily Thomas) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:06:51 -0800

Fuckity fuck fuck. Why did I stay awake until 1am when I had to get up at 6 to get ready for work? Bad plan!

Shit shit shit. There's something in my wall, and it's gnawing on shit. Fuckity fuck.

missbluejuju (Julie C) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:04:37 -0800

Shit shit shit. There's something in my wall, and it's gnawing on shit. Fuckity fuck.

#classicmoviequotes YES! now go fuck yourself you slimy fuckhead ;]

ManueII (Manuel Cardenas) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:03:31 -0800

#classicmoviequotes YES! now go fuck yourself you slimy fuckhead ;]

-3 in Jozi tomorrow am fuck fuck fuckity fuck XD

dummyJohnat3232 (Johnathan Dummy) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:43:49 -0800

-3 in Jozi tomorrow am fuck fuck fuckity fuck XD