We gotta hand it to him. Smart move!

A Cleveland man scarfed down evidence taken from his coat pocket as officers were busy with his arrest! And they had no idea where the evidence disappeared to!

Watch the HIGHlarious ingenuity (above)!!!

Bless her heart!

She's not giving up on this whole "singing" thing!

Lipsynch artist and studio vocalist Heidi Montag has released her latest single on the world.

If you think you can handle it, listen to Superficial below.

It's so superficial, it's deep!

P.S. Heidi wants you to buy THIS!

P.P.S We know her boobies are fake but they look like they're from another planet in this pic!

Now, they are going on movie dates!

The rumored dating duo were spotted together catching a screening of Fantastic Mr. Fox in El Lay on Sunday night. After the movie, the pair jumped into Alex's Audi and sped off.

We don't understand why they are denying the love, especially Kate. If we were tapping that vamp, we'd be SINGING the news to anyone with ears!

A lesson to be learned here kids: When you get old, you get stubborn, easily agitated, and drool more than you did when you were an infant.

The crap spitting out of Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry is that he and Steven Tyler have still not spoken to one another since the news of his "temporary" departure from Aerosmith.

Last night at the AMAs, Joe admitted that the only time he hears anything from Steven and vice versa is through the press. When asked about his feud with his fellow (or perhaps former) bandmate, Joe replied: "You guys know more about it than I do."

Seems a waste to see 39 years of rock music end like this.

It's so…tame!

Where's the name calling? Where's the destruction of hotel rooms? Where are the drunk tyrants of these rock fossils?

Give us something good to write about, boys! We know you have it in you!

[Image via WENN.]

She's been in like five episodes? What gives?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Sopranos star turned Desperate Housewives regular Drea Matteo may not be a resident of Wisteria Lane for much longer.

Sources close to the show are saying that the sinking ratings and her big paycheck have forced the hands of the ABC execs to make the decision.

Perhaps this will be one of the causalities of the Oceanic Airlines crash!

[Image via WENN.]

Lou Dobbs in 2012?!

He must be crazy!

A "liberated" Lou Dobbs, who recently left CNN, is thinking about running for President of the United States in the next election saying that it's "one of the discussions that we're having."

Dobbs is said to be trying to reach out to Latinos as he's well-known for his harsh commentary on illegal immigration. Dobbs said, "For the first time, I'm actually listening to some people about politics."

Well there's a novel idea!

Dobbs just wants to do good for his country, saying:

"We've got to do something in this country and I think that being in the public arena means you've got to be part of the solution. I am looking forward to moving ahead in the public arena — journalism, public policy and public life."

Somehow Lou, we don't think the solution includes you!

[Image via Carrie Devorah / WENN.]

Someone needs to change this slogan to this place to "Where A Kid Can Become Psychologically Damaged."

Our Chuck E. Cheese throw-down news comes to us this morning from Columbus, Ohio, where a father of a 1 year-old interrupted the child's birthday festivities by pulling out a knife and starting a fight with around 20 other people.

Parents frantically grabbed their kids and ran like hell to get out of the line of fire as the twenty or so people got into a terrible fight.

As of now, there are no reports of injury or signs that Chuck E. Cheese will give up and just close its doors for the safety of America's youth.